"Where is the next edition of the weekly column?"
"You're looking at it!"
"What do you mean?"
"Well nobody sent anything else in, and I'm rather tired of asking people to send things in so, until they do all I have is this picture of an Olympia typewriter."
"An Olympia typewriter, that's the best you could come up with?"
"Yup, it doesn't need electricity, or batteries, and there is no screen to wreck your eyesight."
"But it requires paper,"
"Well, you can't have everything. But at least you don't have to buy toner, and the ribbons are re-inkable if you are careful."
"When are we going to get back to the regular content?"
"When someone sends me something,"